Do you hava a card

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“Do you have a Starbucks card?”
“Do you have a My Kohl’s Charge?”
“Do you have a Dick’s ScoreCard?”
“Do you have an AE Rewards Card?”
“Do you have a My Panera card?”
“Do you have a Target Red Card?”
“Do you have a Giant Eagle Adv Card?”

19 yr old me: “Uhh.. I think my mom does.”